windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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