How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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