do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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