it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
