i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing