what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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