We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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