We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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