Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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