i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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