Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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