And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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