I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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