Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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