so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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