How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Is it penis luge time yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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