I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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