id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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