About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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