Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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