im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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