she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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