How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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