fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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