: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the day after is always just damage control
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You don't make any sense
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