I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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