youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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