Where did you get a picture of my penis
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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