He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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