the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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