Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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