Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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