Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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