I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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