; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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