have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
These tits shall not be calmed
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