I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
is wine microwaveable?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Randomize
