Pants 0. Shit 1.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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