it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
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I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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