i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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