Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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