this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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