Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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