Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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