drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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