haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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