You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he shaved USA in his pubs
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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