Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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