you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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