Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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