Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
ttyl tear gas
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
