I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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