you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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