You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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