Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
jump out the window naked night went bad
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