Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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