Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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